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railroadsoftware:

im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing  

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karlfranks:

fullcabs:

fuck

I like it when posts like this are actually true

Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”

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tinychunin:

mr-egbutt:

It goes to the beat omfg

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unicomb:

Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.

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misanthrocracy:

Worlds best author everyone.

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deadguy95:

and you say white people cant dance

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jinxley:

bambigraham:

jinxley:

my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me

is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’

that would be the sister

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charmancler:

friendships don’t matter in mario kart

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